make it as funny as possible

"And it sucks. Especially in binds like this. When superpowers appeared, devastation was a given. In an urban sprawl--- they had coverage for that. But the person to save their life, only the feared, ruthless villain who not ten minutes ago had had a Hero's throat in their hands intent on crushing it..." A villain and a civilian cocooned in rubble together. How? Why? Whaaaaa?

I spend most of my time writing medical reports. Even as a writer at heart these get old. Every now and then it can be spiced up by quoting words of a patient or painting a picture of the bizarre situation that led to 911 in the first place. (Always maintaining professionalism of course) Whether you have a medical background or not give me your best attempt at a medical report about a teenager experimenting with LSD, found eating a dead racoon face first in the middle of the street at 03:00 on a hot summer night. (Yes, this really happened) Take it away!

So, maybe I got carried away describing the prompt. I probably came off as super try-hard that's okay. There are superpowers, superheroes, and of course there have to be the few who ruin that for everyone. Villains. Though villains aren't known for falling in love with civilians. And yet here's your protagonist/"antagonist."

I don't care what's going on, I just want it to end with one or more people juggling spaghetti.

I know this flies in the face of everything Theprose is all about, but what fun! Ask ChatGPT to write something serious about the most ridiculous thing you can think of. I did it with my "Toilet for Two" TV ad.

How did the world begin? Make up the most bizarre story. Bunny rabbits in space got bored and started sneezing? ________________________________________ =>>§§ PLEASE if you must use swear words in your entry, replace all the middle letters with asterisks. (eg: “WORD” -> “W**D” and “WORDing” -> “W**Ding”) Seriously, please. You never know who may read your submission and you do not want to poison the minds of innocent children. Thanks!! ;) §§<<=

Being single can suck sometimes, but it doesn't have to be that way. Write a funny poem or story about being single on Valentine's Day.

How did the world begin? Make up the most bizarre story. Bunny rabbits in space got bored and started sneezing? ________________________________________ =>>§§ PLEASE if you must use swear words in your entry, replace all the middle letters with asterisks. (eg: “WORD” -> “W**D” and “WORDing” -> “W**Ding”) Seriously, please. You never know who may read your submission and you do not want to poison the minds of innocent children. Thanks!! ;) §§<<=

Funny farm is a 1988 movie and in one of its scenes comes a moving truck whose occupants talk to an old man who gives them confusing instructions. You have free liberty for any time era. As long as you identify the type of vehicle used. Try to make it both hilarious and hard to tell where your destination is. if you can. as a quick example, the direction was "to go back to where the old red barn was but it has since burned down."

Write the most hilarious, funniest, insanely laughable story possible. No minimum word count, no further rules.

Read the instructions carefully…. You must make me chuckle through a witty poem. Here are the parameters…. 1.) All poems must be in ABAB rhyme scheme. 2.) Poems should not be over 10 stanzas (4 lines per stanza). 3.) Keep it appropriate (no dirty humor) *Poems outside of the parameters will not be judged*

By most estimates, the birth rate for male to female is 105 boys per 100 girls. I mean what about the other 5 guys?

Write a satire How To news article. Make it funny, I want to fall out of my chair because I'm laughing to hard reading these. A couple examples could be How to Become a Misogynist or How to Become a Vegan, but don't do either of those, think of your own idea. Happy writing!!

Write a piece about an animal that is the cat of their species

What is the most 'I don't know what I was thinking' thing that you or someone you know has done in the past few weeks? This can be anything, it just has to be something that didn't make sense to you. The winner will be the post that makes me laugh the most. :)

"I beg you! Please stop!" What did you think happened? Why did they said that? (Please save my dead sense of humor)

Write the most brutal review of your favorite movie. Or... The most glowing review of a movie you despise. No limits, but don't name the movie. Let us all figure it out.

just make me laugh lol

You be funk and I’ll be wagnal and we can travel on an adventure to save a damsel who like a scandal hits those without wits, she can’t tell at all that we have no clue what we are doing. That we are spoofing poor little Miss information And so to get miss. information to her destination we will have no hesitation but also no clue how to get her there cause the map is a stain from coffee spilled on a newspaper page that is from 1967 and is vintage and inaccurate to our current Time. Write me an excerpt from a fake educational or reference book, a Haynes/chiton manual or a tv guide that is just like one but definitely is not one just show me a 2 pages excerpt or snippet and I look forward to reading your lies! Actual formatting to look just like your chosen arch-type gets an automatic share comment and like from me!