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Come on, who doesn't love dumb jokes? (I can think of several people who don't but that's beside the point...) Back to dumb jokes. I like to laugh, and the best way to laugh is dumb jokes. For all you dumb-joke-lovers who like to think of dumb jokes, please do this challenge!! I will decide the winner based on funniest content and dumbest jokes. :))

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A Bad Career Path

My dad told me when I went to college not to pursue a career in history....

Because there is no future in it.

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We live in a society that often romanticizes death (usually without meaning to), leading to unhealthy fantasies regarding being able to choose when to die, planning it out, leaving a note. So, in this challenge, I am not asking for you to write suicide notes- instead, I am asking for you to write out what you would want to tell those you love if you were to die suddenly and unexpectedly. Write the last thing you would tell those on this Earth before you left it- whether it be short, long, funny, or sentimental. As always, tag me @dream.

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A To-Do List For My Sorry Dead Ass

Go to the arcade and put two coins in the Pac Man machine instead of on my eyes.

Put all my shit on craigs list " free stuff " tab.

Please throw my gold fish in the pond.

Cremate my body with heavy metal music playing.

Drink whiskey and snort my ashes.

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"Writers are...

Finish the sentence - 15 words, you can either include the first two words or simply fill in the rest. No winners, losers, or consolation prizes just enter, read, and share.

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Typist Writer

Typically, writers are people who type on computer, and write their grocery list on paper.

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and yet, in spite of everything,

write something with this line somewhere in it. that's it. have fun & tag me @dream.

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Hard to Please

And yet, in spite of everything that I got at the grocery store, you're gonna eat peanut butter and jelly?

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Challenge of the Week CXX

Plummeting Thoughts. Thoughts you have as you fall to your inevitable doom. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.

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Falling

As I fall I wonder if I would be falling faster if I was really fat.

I think about gravity and how it is not on my side.

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I Wonder

Why are camera lenses round but the picture is square?

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A Success Story

Happy birth :) :) :)

Fulfilled life :) :) :)

Peaceful death :) :) :)

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What do you think is the worst thing humans do to each-other?

rotten_rocks in Stream of Consciousness

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Almost Tragedy

The worst thing people have done to each other besides breaking any of the 10 commandments is the invention of non absorbent bath towels.

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What would you WANT to experience in an afterlife?

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An Afterlife of Hope

There is not much I would want in the afterlife.

Everything that I have now would be great.

Well, I guess there's just one thing I can think of at the moment,

A walk down the street without seeing grocery bags blowing all around, fast food wrappers not left in the parking lot along with emptied ashtrays, not having to play Hopscotch around all of the dog shit on the sidewalk, and those stupid fucking disposable plastic dental floss toothpicks, if having to be invented, be placed in a God dam garbage can.

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Write a 15 word rhetorical question (or questions) without resorting to obtuseness.

Alternatively... make it as obtuse as possible!

rotten_rocks in Comedy

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And You Wonder Why

50% of people think you’re a dickhead, the other 50% think you’re an asshole, why?

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