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Pen a perfect 3 line slapback to a bully or someone vile you absolutely detest. #throwingshade Tag me!
Ended September 1, 2016 • 19 Entries • Created by PhynneBelle
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Cover image for post I Hurt Myself So You Can't, by Izzy_A

I Hurt Myself So You Can’t

I'm sorry, but you can't hurt me

Because I've already hurt myself for you

See?

Cover image for post Common Knowledge, by sandflea68

Common Knowledge

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings

when I called you a psychopath

I thought you already knew!

Lean in close and...

Not sure how shit tastes

but from the smell of your breath

I think you might know?

Save It.

Umm, 

your envy

is bulging a bit 

out of the corner 

of your soul. I'd tell 

you to tuck it back in, 

but man, 

I really couldn't 

give two sh*ts.

Bully?

And I care what you think because. . . ?

#Throwingshade

You aren't really worth my time.

Your mindset fails to match mine.

Seeking attention, are you? Bring me a paper and a pen for an autograph to sign.

#throwingshade

They say all bullies have been bullied by someone else

That is why they go on to bully others

So who made you their bitch?

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Revenge So Chill.

Yes, you who straddled me

Deft 1-2 punch to my face 

Now my janitor, and I, the executive.

I’m Thin So You Ask If I Ever Eat?

I say "wow you got me! I don't ever eat

But today I start a cannibal diet

And boy you look like a fattening treat!"

Ex

Your birth cert is an apology letter from Durex

I'd say "fuck you" but you still won't have sex

you couldn't function if your name were f(x).